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brunettewedding: Beautifully wrapped favours (definitely a DIY...

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:58:05 -1000

Beautifully wrapped favours (definitely a DIY project) stacked elegantly on a cake stand make beautiful-simple centrepieces.

As a DIY’er and a Budget-Conscious Bride to be, doubling my favours as centerpieces will be a cost-efficient way to cut corners!

kealohilanibt: jakeyboi50: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I want youz

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:42:18 -1000

kealohilanibt:

jakeyboi50:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I want youz

Husband gets banned from WalMart

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:41:58 -1000

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart

Dear Mrs. Woolf,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are “documented by our video surveillance cameras”:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women’s restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of
chips.

6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children
obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’
Emergency Medics were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ’ Mission Impossible’ theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in
here.’ One of the Staff passed out.

kushandwizdom: Click here for more personal quotes

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:07:03 -1000

kushandwizdom:

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genius!

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:05:56 -1000

genius!

vurtual: Celestial Coast (by David Richter)

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:11:26 -1000

vurtual:

Celestial Coast (by David Richter)

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scinerds: Amazing Volcanic Photography of Martin Rietze

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:25:44 -1000

scinerds:

Amazing Volcanic Photography of Martin Rietze

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makeuptips-: A sneaky little purchase :P #thebalm

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:10:49 -1000

makeuptips-:

A sneaky little purchase :P #thebalm

elegantpaws: watchcolortv: #Scandal, S02E15: This scene. My...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 16:53:07 -1000

elegantpaws:

watchcolortv:

#Scandal, S02E15: This scene.

My favourite scene. High Noon as I like to call it. Oh yeah, this is going to get ugly. BRING IT! I sooooooooo love a good little war.

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scandalmoments: This moment pushed Fitz over the edge because...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 10:20:48 -1000

scandalmoments:

This moment pushed Fitz over the edge because her smile told him two things - there’s a guy and Fitz knew that he personally wasn’t behind that smile. Fitz wanted a One Minute moment with Olivia. Notice how he told Mellie to not come with him. I peep that, Fitz. (Peep his eager expression in the second title and peep his angst/”What the Huck” look in the third.) Fitz knows Olivia like no other and he’s now jealous. (Keeping telling yourself that she’s not what she seems Fitz to fool your mind because this look told me you’re in too deep when it comes to Miss Pope.) Jealousy came out in the worse way and I gotta plug the episode tile to sum it all up. Boom goes the Dynamite, Fitz, BOOM! This made for another amazing Scandal moment, did it not? Nicely done KW and Tony, nicely done.

Good for him. Let it burn.

Just because LOL

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:52:55 -1000

Just because LOL

My baby sister <3

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:49:09 -1000

My baby sister <3

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